An Epic Story

An Epic Story

By: sp00der124 (Spooder Studios)

Hyrax was walking down a hallway with illegal fidget spinners. He turned the hall and Qweeen Ruby appeared. Hyrax decided kill is fun and yeeted one at her snout. Qweeen Ruby did a ting and Thanos snapped them. She then sent Hyrax to jail with a bunch of idiots. "We now all live in a giant car," Shrew *cough* Shell said while doing an annoying dance. Then a hot and attractive (did I mention she's attractive?) RainWing/IceWing thing/curse of nature walked in the room *ahem* giant car. The curse of nature was very hot. Also she was hot. Anyways, she demanded they all not call her stupid and ugly and a curse of nature. The thing/curse of nature used her illegal fidget spinners to track Hyrax's location, name, age, and reason to be in jail. He thought this was really hot. her name was Fadedsenpai I mean Faded. Then Hyrax wanted Faded to free them because he likes being free and kill. Then Fadedsenpai i mean Fadedcheese i mean Fadedlife I mean Curse of Nature i mean Faded said: "Make me the queen of rainwings or else I'll give you THAT one," The curse of nature said threateningly. They all obeyed a random dragon i mean curse of nature's command that they knew for 0.00000000001 seconds. Then the mudwing who shall not be named (his name is puddleee) took Bored's map of Equestria and naruto ran into the mighty jungle i meant the rainforest. Bored i meant Boreal naruto ran after him and pulled up with an AK47 and beat him to death with the gun i meant threatened him for his map of Equestria. "No," said Pudleee. "I want to meet all the princesses of Equestria. I shall not give this back." Then Bored almost got a headshot with his AK47 and then his ex-wife hit him with a spiked club. Bored thought this was hot. "Hibiscusenpai," He said and fell into her arms. She shoved him off a cliff into Hyrax. Hyrax does not like old men falling on him so he stole Bored's AK47 and shot him with it. Then Faded saw this and decided that Hyrax was hot and now she likes him. The end. Also you're adopted. Also your mom- *cough* im not funny i know ;-;